You're so green and lonely.

Heaven sent you to me.

Sweet Amy
22 February 1983
External Services:
  • rhinohumper@livejournal.com
  • amisyrhino
Currently working at a very nice development firm that basically pays me to do crossword puzzles and eat their food. Starting in at UT on my second bachelors, in nutrition. This will hopefully afford me a job slightly more challenging and rewarding than the current one. Living in Austin and loving it, although the Texans can be overwhelming at times. Missing my home and my loved ones, but making due with my wonderful, crying hound dog. Thinking about resurrecting the livejournal. The lack of writing has made my brain soft.

...but I don't say these things, because I'm only evil on the inside.

My current obsession:

Previous obsessions:
being lazy
Project Runway
The Mars Volta
Red Bull
The Sims
a perfect circle, aimee mann, alarm a llama, amy poehler, animals, anti-awkward chair, antonio banderas, apes, art, backgammon, banana republic, bea arthur, beavis and butt-head, being a marshmallow, belly laughs, biting my nails, black cherry soda, boston baked beans, bowel movements, bridget jones diary, bruce willis, candy making, casey affleck, catholicism, chopin, chris cornell, clue: the movie, colin firth, college sports, confident men, cooking, crafts, crescent fresh, cross-stitching, crosswords, damien rice, dangerously good food, dawn of the dead, dead baby jokes, depeche mode, dr brown's soda, dream interpretation, elliott smith, fiona apple, flip-flops, food, friends, gone with the wind, good grammar, gorillas, greasy thighs, grocery shopping, gyros, haribo, hemingway, holding grudges, hot tea, hot weather, hypochondria, j crew, jeff buckley, kansas city, kevyn aucoin, luxury, matt besser, men with beards, michael moriarty, mjk, monkeys, mr. show, muppets, muriel spark, no fat chicks, oklahoma, ou basketball, ou football, parapa the rappa, philadelphia, pineapple milkshakes, planning the future, pride and prejudice, project runway, purses, qualifying everything, radiohead, randy travis, red bull, reno 911, rhinos, rosemary's baby, satsuma, scrapple, seattle, seedless lemons, shaved legs, sifl and olly, singers' albums, sitting at the bar, six feet under, slide guitars, songs about rodeos, squirrels, stalking people, talking shit, teleporters, the cure, the llama song, the mars volta, the muppets, the sims, the white stripes, tim curry, tool, tulips, unadulterated farts, university of oklahoma, upright citizens brigade, warm coca-cola, west side story, yellow gold, yuck